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{"type":"standard","title":"Seven Year Itch (Etta James album)","displaytitle":"Seven Year Itch (Etta James album)","namespace":{"id":0,"text":""},"wikibase_item":"Q7457514","titles":{"canonical":"Seven_Year_Itch_(Etta_James_album)","normalized":"Seven Year Itch (Etta James album)","display":"Seven Year Itch (Etta James album)"},"pageid":36160840,"thumbnail":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/EttaJames_SevenYear.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"originalimage":{"source":"https://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/c/ca/EttaJames_SevenYear.jpg","width":316,"height":316},"lang":"en","dir":"ltr","revision":"1273975609","tid":"511c6597-e340-11ef-9e54-07a022e3e768","timestamp":"2025-02-04T21:38:05Z","description":"1988 studio album by Etta James","description_source":"local","content_urls":{"desktop":{"page":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Year_Itch_(Etta_James_album)","revisions":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Year_Itch_(Etta_James_album)?action=history","edit":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Year_Itch_(Etta_James_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Seven_Year_Itch_(Etta_James_album)"},"mobile":{"page":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Year_Itch_(Etta_James_album)","revisions":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Special:History/Seven_Year_Itch_(Etta_James_album)","edit":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Seven_Year_Itch_(Etta_James_album)?action=edit","talk":"https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Talk:Seven_Year_Itch_(Etta_James_album)"}},"extract":"Seven Year Itch is the fifteenth studio album by Etta James, released in 1988 by Island Records. The title of the album refers to her comeback after approximately seven years without a major recording contract. The album was described as \"the first in her career to consistently capture the magic of James at her live best,\" while \"her voice stretches out with more sureness and authority than ever.\"","extract_html":"
Seven Year Itch is the fifteenth studio album by Etta James, released in 1988 by Island Records. The title of the album refers to her comeback after approximately seven years without a major recording contract. The album was described as \"the first in her career to consistently capture the magic of James at her live best,\" while \"her voice stretches out with more sureness and authority than ever.\"
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